nice try mom
i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back
"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
Here’s the source video: Flying Horse - Gatorrada
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
It’s fine as long as those thoughts dont manifest into words.